Bambi Fan Gifts

You've got to get rid of your deer! They'll destroy your plantings. You're right. But I like having Bambi visit. May I remind you

Tired Barbie

'I get that reaction a lot.'

Barbie Oscars

Batman tissue dispenser.

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

Lion Costume

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

Predator and prey at the bookstore.

Two piece outfits only.

"Take your time, Ma'am. Can you identify your least favorite Batman?"

"Don't move - I don't think we're being watched."

Bubbie Selfies

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

"Yeah, well, I'll have you know that Barbie finds my snoring endearing!"

"I'm Batman."

To the Batmobile!

David Ortiz a.k.a Big Papi

How the little banjo boy became a drummer

The last Easter

"The party's byob, but I'm sure there's an extra Barbie here somewhere."

Easter.

It's sent from a phone now.

'Are these carrots organically grown?'

Leave it, I never answer the landline anymore

"I get the 'bat' concept - the car, the cave, the plane, the boomerang. . . but how's this Robin thing supposed to fit in?"

A king and queen playing badminton while being held up by their servants in litters.

Bunny at bar asks for something hoppy.

"I left my Barbie at home. She doesn't like kids."

Batman kicked Robin out of the batcave. He's persona non grotto!

Sometimes I think you bring me along just so you can use the carpool lane.

"On second thought, Hillary did seem a lot smarter."

Panda

'...You'll be surprised by how un-surprising it can be around here.'

Lost Rasputin: He is a cat that really is gone.