Balls And Bones Enthusiast Gifts

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

Skeleton playing fetch.

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

I love Basketball.

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

A Masked Ball

Fetch the Boomerang

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"We need to put in more bones."

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

"This time I'm really, really going to throw it."

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

"There's no point trying to complain, everyone is on a 'customer care' course."

"Wise?! You believe you're wise!!"

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mister Kane...You've got 'Shingles'.'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

'Nothing like the sound of leather on wood, eh? Eh?'

"Would you guys shut up and let me watch the game?"