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"Ninja bread men"

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

Upper West Side Story

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

"This is off our first TikTok."

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

Gondolier

'Look, O'Brien, you can't just waltz in here like that and demand a raise.'

Boarway Show

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

The Dancing Academy

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

'Marcus could we try it again with a little less gusto this time.'

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

'How about this for the masked ball?'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"There's nothing like a dame!"

A squirrel uses a triangle to announce to other squirrels that a bird feeder has just been re-filled.

'Mamma Mia, Les Mis, Leveson inquiry...'