Ballot Box Navigator Pillows

"Whew! Thank God election season is finally over!"

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

An informed voter is a good voter

Elections

"Do you have a minute, Bob? I'd like to speak with you about the concept of 'leadership'."

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

Newspaper suicide.

'She finally made employee of the month but she paid the ultimate price.'

"You need to stop taking your work home with you. Take mine instead."

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

'Yes, I occasionally make mistakes but, unlike you, I never have to acknowledge them.'

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

'I need you to be more MORE DECISIVE when agreeing with me.'

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

"So that is unanimous then - nobody has a clue what to do."

Who's In Charge Here?

I'm in the den mom, reading the newspaper for social studies class.

"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too."

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

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'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

"A word to the wise..or is it a word from the wise? I always get it mixed up."

'Forget about 'who,what,when,where,why,how'...Instead 'Will it sell papers...attract advertisers?'

Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.

Nicola Sturgeon

"Maybe it's not so good that my mentor is taking me to the mountaintop with him."

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

The polling station

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.