Ballot Box Navigator Mugs

"Whew! Thank God election season is finally over!"

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

An informed voter is a good voter

Elections

"Do you have a minute, Bob? I'd like to speak with you about the concept of 'leadership'."

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

"You need to stop taking your work home with you. Take mine instead."

'She finally made employee of the month but she paid the ultimate price.'

Newspaper suicide.

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

'Yes, I occasionally make mistakes but, unlike you, I never have to acknowledge them.'

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

'I need you to be more MORE DECISIVE when agreeing with me.'

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

"So that is unanimous then - nobody has a clue what to do."

Who's In Charge Here?

I'm in the den mom, reading the newspaper for social studies class.

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'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too."

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

"A word to the wise..or is it a word from the wise? I always get it mixed up."

'Forget about 'who,what,when,where,why,how'...Instead 'Will it sell papers...attract advertisers?'

Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

The polling station

Nicola Sturgeon

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."