Balloon Humorist Gifts

He suspected the driver's airbag was not functioning correctly.

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"The Eggsorcist"

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Barbeque Casualty.

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

Balloon drip.

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

Snowman ice fishing.

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Balloon dog poos.

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Clown's In and Out Trays.

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

"A cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there,...is that all I meant to you?"

"Well, I'm not a lone wolf on purpose! I was separated from my pack over three months ago and I can't find it again. . ."

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

"Balloon animals $5.00"

"About time they did something about the rats!"

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'