Balloon Humorist Prints

He suspected the driver's airbag was not functioning correctly.

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Barbeque Casualty.

"The Eggsorcist"

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Balloon drip.

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

Snowman ice fishing.

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Balloon dog poos.

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

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"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

"Balloon animals $5.00"

Clown's In and Out Trays.

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"Well, I'm not a lone wolf on purpose! I was separated from my pack over three months ago and I can't find it again. . ."

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

"A cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there,...is that all I meant to you?"

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."