Ballers On The Beach Gifts

"What I love about this sport is you can just go anytime you want."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"First snowman?"

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

Basketball

Sharks hate practical jokes.

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"

"He lives in a block of flats"

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

"There's always a position for a specialist."

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

Snowballs!

English Pointers giving pointers.

Sidewalk the game

The Snowmans take a summer holiday.

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

Fat Kid 1- Makes a slug (colour)

"It's very nice of the sea to come in and tickle my toes."

"This is the night Marvin gets together with his online poker gang."

"I like him. He's not afraid to get his hands dirty."

'Kick it to me! Kick it to me!'

'Good Now stuff that round thing in the hoop,,,, That's basketball,'

Stadium usher of the month.

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

"I can't go to school today, Mom . . . I'm running a low-grade spring fever."

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2

"Gotta go, guys. I've had about all the male bonding I can take for today."

'Can Spot come out and play?'

Sure, she could talk the talk, but couldn't walk the walk, shock the jock, lock the dock or even hawk a little sunblock.

"The worst thing about getting shorter is you can't get those rebounds any more."

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