Ballers On The Beach Pillows

"What I love about this sport is you can just go anytime you want."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"First snowman?"

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

Basketball

Sharks hate practical jokes.

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

"He lives in a block of flats"

"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

"There's always a position for a specialist."

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

Snowballs!

English Pointers giving pointers.

The Snowmans take a summer holiday.

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

Sidewalk the game

'Good Now stuff that round thing in the hoop,,,, That's basketball,'

"I like him. He's not afraid to get his hands dirty."

Stadium usher of the month.

'Kick it to me! Kick it to me!'

"This is the night Marvin gets together with his online poker gang."

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

"It's very nice of the sea to come in and tickle my toes."

Fat Kid 1- Makes a slug (colour)

"I can't go to school today, Mom . . . I'm running a low-grade spring fever."

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2

"Gotta go, guys. I've had about all the male bonding I can take for today."

Sure, she could talk the talk, but couldn't walk the walk, shock the jock, lock the dock or even hawk a little sunblock.

"The worst thing about getting shorter is you can't get those rebounds any more."

World Cup reactions...

'Can Spot come out and play?'