Baller Life Balance Gifts

'I can't decide whether to pay my rent this month or go to the basketball game.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"

Yoga To-Do

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

"I'm learning to let go and have fun."

Fitness Course.

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

"I enjoy eating healthy – I just don’t like the food."

George Best

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

City & Western.

'Mom, is this all you ever wanted to be?'

"You've suffered a loss and you need time to grieve, also, tomorrow the market may turn around."

"Papi, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you!"

Retiring from the rat race

'During the work gap on my resume, between 2008 and 2012, I was working on my marriage.'

'What do you mean you're trying to decide between the key to the kingdom and the key to success?'

"May her soul rest in peace."

'I told my teacher I won't be returning to school...'

'Happy birthday, darling!'

"Are you ready to rock within your means so as not to lose sight of what’s really important?"

'I'm really not eating a balanced diet. I'm always replacing meals with snacks. Maybe I should be taking a multivitamin before I eat a donut.'

'Something tells me he's going to be a basketball player.'

Student wrestling with life issues.

"My wife and I are trying for a baby...."

'The stress is killing me...what price can you put on a WASTED life. . . and what about the impotence?'

"Can someone take over here? I have to go to a parent-teacher conference."

'City bonuses cut by a third.'

'I know the club is broke, but this is going too far.'

I like worms --- I just don't know if I want to make them my life's work.