Baller Royalty Gifts

George Best

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"I need to take a call. Argue amongst yourselves."

'I realize I'm making a huge salary... but I gotta be me.'

"Papi, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you!"

Poovis: Half poodle/ Half Elvis.

Football Angel

'I told my teacher I won't be returning to school...'

John and Yoko

Ballet School. Director. I show up in the classes unexpectedly now and then just to keep them on their toes.

Queen with a crown-shaped hairdryer.

'Happy birthday, darling!'

'Something tells me he's going to be a basketball player.'

"For our anniversary I bought ballroom prancing lessons."

Recycling basketballs

'City bonuses cut by a third.'

"The worst thing about getting shorter is you can't get those rebounds any more."

'I know the club is broke, but this is going too far.'

'Tennis'

Antoine Griezmann

I don

'Well, if none of you have anything to say we may as well knock off early and go home.'

'You're not really going to try and challenge that traveling call are you?'

"Who approved all this infrastructure spending for casinos?"

The 'In Box' on a man's desk is over a trash can labeled 'Out' with basketball net.

Heavenly basketball player

Budget surplus in Canada.

'I can't decide whether to pay my rent this month or go to the basketball game.'

Ballboy.

Xing.

Tiger Woods

Near Record Cold

Impulse Buys of the Bankrupt