Balanced Eater Gifts

"More protein? How about some veggies once in a while?"

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Mom's restaurant - 'You can't leave until you've eaten your greens.'

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

'He's all eyes!'

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

Peas on Earth.

Motivation to Keep Fit.

'Eat a balanced diet, walk daily and make prudent investments.'

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

'He refuses to overeat and get plump. Do you think he knows something we don't?'

"I'm taking you off two of the four food groups."

New anti-obesity cookbook.

Updated Oliver Twist: Jamie Oliver Twist

House of Beans - No Smoking.

Which is the genetically modified corn?"

Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

Woman in Restaurant has Menu and Calorie Counter.

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

"I programmed the refrigerator to hide from you in between meals."

Fast Food Menus