Balanced Diet Seeker Gifts

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

"Will the four main food groups fit on a pizza?"

"We may want to review the fibre levels in our diet..."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"I'm taking you off two of the four food groups."

'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'

'Well that's a first Mr.Grimes - you appear to be suffering from an excess of omega 3.'

'They opened an ice cream shop by the gym.'

'The health plate is low in sodium, cholesterol, and sugar -- the downside is that it's high in styrofoam.'

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

That's not quite what I meant by a 'balanced diet'..

'Today's Sermon: Good Cholestrol Vs. Bad Cholestrol'

"Unexpected item in bagging area."

"More protein? How about some veggies once in a while?"

Doctor's recommend a well balanced diet...

"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"

Supermarket Aisles.

'They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but I say it's lunch. If it were the other way around, I'd be dead by now, since I've been sleeping through breakfast for years.'

"Yes, your blood work is not good! Going after the weak, sick or old is not conducive to eating well now, is it?"

'I invest globally, but eat foods grown locally - so that gives my life balance.'

"I do want to be healthy but not so healthy that I miss out on my unhealthy eating habits."

'I'm on a diet -- make it a two-bean salad.'

Diet plan of the gods

The eat well - lose weight - be calm diet.

'I read that you should only have a portion of meat about the size of your palm!'

'One four ounce serving supplies minimum daily requirement of butylated hydroxyanisole...'

'I lost twelve pounds.'

"You don't have any time? Try fitting Taoist sex into your schedule."

'Nonsmoker, healthy diet, regular exercise. You put up a good little fight.'

'I have a company insurance physical next week, do you have anything that will help me lose 25 pounds by then?'

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

'Did I get this right? Sitting on the PC with beer and crisps made you fat, and that's why you're sitting on the PC with beer and crisps now, looking for a diet?!'

"I must warn you, the last patient I advised to give up wine, women and smoking died of boredom."