Balance Sheet Bard Gifts

"Can't talk right now - we're in the middle of a fiction-writing workshop."

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

The Proust of Twitter

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

'Insofar as hard figures are still unavailable, our Mr.Rendleman has written a poem which explores the essence of the firm's situation.'

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

"Now the board will hear from Todd from Accounting with his free verse composition 'My Mistress, Brash and Beguiling – the Third Quarter Numbers.'"

The Music of Life (in the key of dna).

'What a wonderful day to declare chapter 13!'

'To woof or not to woof...'

"Somehow I thought they'd be a bit SCARIER."

"Well, there it is in black and white - we're in the red."

City & Western.

Drama Queen.

'After a cursory examination, the outside auditor is demanding his money up front.'

"I think it's just human nature to set up a private special purpose business entity to conceal balance sheet transaction in order to maximize an earnings forecast."

"I saw the wariness in your eyes when you learned that I was plucked from academia to run this company, so I thought I'd allay your concerns by writing this sonnet."

"Langsford, will you please stop interjecting quotes from Kahlil Gibran?"

"Baldo, have you finished your homework?"

I don't think we need to resort to medication to help your insomnia...An hour with my accountant should do the trick...Accountancy doesn't NEED to be DULL!

"Can you work a little magic with these figures? In fact, can you make them disappear?"

'Between going to school, watching TV, and doing my homework, I hardly have any quality time to spend with my doll.'

"Not to worry, boss. We only suffered paper losses."

"Have you included the loss of my reputation?"

"Yes, I said creativity is good. But not with the balance sheets."

"It's a novel about quarterly reports."

"Let me do all the singing."

'I always wanted to be an accountant. There's safety in numbers, you know.'

Things to do. Break even.