Balance Sheet Bard Gifts

"Can't talk right now - we're in the middle of a fiction-writing workshop."

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

The Proust of Twitter

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

'Insofar as hard figures are still unavailable, our Mr.Rendleman has written a poem which explores the essence of the firm's situation.'

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

"Now the board will hear from Todd from Accounting with his free verse composition 'My Mistress, Brash and Beguiling – the Third Quarter Numbers.'"

The Music of Life (in the key of dna).

'What a wonderful day to declare chapter 13!'

'To woof or not to woof...'

"Well, there it is in black and white - we're in the red."

City & Western.

"Langsford, will you please stop interjecting quotes from Kahlil Gibran?"

'After a cursory examination, the outside auditor is demanding his money up front.'

Drama Queen.

"I think it's just human nature to set up a private special purpose business entity to conceal balance sheet transaction in order to maximize an earnings forecast."

"I saw the wariness in your eyes when you learned that I was plucked from academia to run this company, so I thought I'd allay your concerns by writing this sonnet."

I don't think we need to resort to medication to help your insomnia...An hour with my accountant should do the trick...Accountancy doesn't NEED to be DULL!

"Baldo, have you finished your homework?"

"Can you work a little magic with these figures? In fact, can you make them disappear?"

'Between going to school, watching TV, and doing my homework, I hardly have any quality time to spend with my doll.'

"Have you included the loss of my reputation?"

"It's a novel about quarterly reports."

"Yes, I said creativity is good. But not with the balance sheets."

"Let me do all the singing."

"Not to worry, boss. We only suffered paper losses."

'I always wanted to be an accountant. There's safety in numbers, you know.'

Accounting: Fiction and Non-Fiction.