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'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

Lady of the Cake.

Any time is cake o'clock

You're the puff in my pastry!

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Cake Free Zone

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"It's called geometry, Mum."

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

Little chef.

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

Chef Cake Topper

Where cronuts come from.

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

"I brought a pound cake in case they don't like the chum." Shark Hunting With Mom

"That's just great! Enough with the public displays of affection!"

Man proposes using strong flour as a ring.

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

Baker

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?"

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."

Mary Berry

"Thanks for the starter!"

"I'm trying to make up my mind."