Baking Buffoon Pillows

'You put the fortunes in AFTER you bake the cookies!'

Bubble Gum Farms.

Cake Free Zone

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

Pie Charts, Inc.

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

"What does she have that I don't?"

'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'

"Nurse, I think I need to use the bread pan."

"Costs have risen by 200% and we are behind schedule. We are living up to our acronym gentlemen and I am not happy about it!!"

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

"Since we are all swamped, I've decided to bring in a consultant."

"This man has a compliant with a pie brought to the company picnic."

"That's right, Scotty. You came from your Mommy's Belly."

'It's from the cat. I think it's a pound cake.'

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof, you've got a nasty case of gingivitis, and to ice things off... yeast confection."

"How come all your alcohol is behind a paywall?"

'Instead of the usual boring campaign speech, folks, I'm going to make some balloon animals!'

"I like making pastry... It gets your hands clean."

"Why didn't you think of that before I put on the icing?"

'I'm afraid I'll have to get rid of you Simpkins. You're not good for business.'

Harold Plump: 'Here I lie . . . no apple pie.'

"It's an old family recipe - some flour and water, yeast, a little salt, mono calcium phosphate, polysorbate 60, calcium propionate..."

Bowled out.

"Tell me about these nightmares."

"It's not April Fools' Day, so who told the new girl that she had to check the contents of every packet of 'Hundreds and Thousands'?"

'You're security!'

Whisk

Rene Magritte vs. Betty Crocker

"Those in favour, honk!"