Baking Buffoon Pillows

'You put the fortunes in AFTER you bake the cookies!'

Cake Free Zone

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

"What does she have that I don't?"

'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

"Costs have risen by 200% and we are behind schedule. We are living up to our acronym gentlemen and I am not happy about it!!"

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

"Nurse, I think I need to use the bread pan."

"Since we are all swamped, I've decided to bring in a consultant."

"That's right, Scotty. You came from your Mommy's Belly."

"This man has a compliant with a pie brought to the company picnic."

"How come all your alcohol is behind a paywall?"

'Instead of the usual boring campaign speech, folks, I'm going to make some balloon animals!'

"Why didn't you think of that before I put on the icing?"

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof, you've got a nasty case of gingivitis, and to ice things off... yeast confection."

"I like making pastry... It gets your hands clean."

'I'm afraid I'll have to get rid of you Simpkins. You're not good for business.'

Harold Plump: 'Here I lie . . . no apple pie.'

"It's an old family recipe - some flour and water, yeast, a little salt, mono calcium phosphate, polysorbate 60, calcium propionate..."

Bowled out.

"Tell me about these nightmares."

"Those in favour, honk!"

"It's not April Fools' Day, so who told the new girl that she had to check the contents of every packet of 'Hundreds and Thousands'?"

You can take the girl out of Kew...

'The thought of your biscuits brings a lump to my throat.'

Whisk

Rene Magritte vs. Betty Crocker