Bookish Buffoon Pillows

Book Burp

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

'Hard to follow...'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

Book Worm

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

Litteratti K9s.

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

"What a success! We've sold all our copies. You're a great team! Let's go for beer, pizza and crisps - my treat!"

Meet The Ghostwriter

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

Larry's Literary Market.

'I want something by Anais Nin... but not the naughty Anais Nin!'

'Oooh, man... I meant to express that as an interior monologue!' ~ Fred, left to his own literary devices.

William Blake.

"Books about unicorns? Fantasy section. Next to the biographies of honest politicians."

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

"Your manuscript is utter trash, of course. How does a half-million first printing sound to you?"

Michel De Montaigne is quotes as saying the following...

'You're security!'

'Camilo José Cela'

'You put the fortunes in AFTER you bake the cookies!'

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

"I wish I'd never taught him to read - now he takes forever to go to the bathroom."

Eat, Pray, Love Hot Dogs

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

In writing War and Peace, Tolstoy was going for the big laugh, but the more he wrote, the more elusive it became.