Bookish Bow-wow Pillows

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

"You're going to hate yourself."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Good boy

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

Will Self deprecation

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

Bestsellers have sold so well there are none at all on the shelves.

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

Anna Burns

"Your manuscript is utter trash, of course. How does a half-million first printing sound to you?"

The Human Ape.

William Blake.

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

Michel De Montaigne is quotes as saying the following...

"School is loverly this time of year."

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

Cheshire Cat

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

Cut out and keep your own Mr Darcy!

'If you can't afford representation, the court will appoint a lawyer and a book agent.'

'I recommed that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life.'

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

"She's always got her nose in a book."

"Everybody wants to meet the author, but nobody wants to read the book."

"I decided to self-publish."

'Take it from me - after all, I'm in the second grade - learning is a slow, slow process.'

Virtual priority

"When we have interactive books, the first thing I'm going to do is rush Little Nell to a hospital."