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'He was using eggplant - another tragic case of apple pie fraud.'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Picking pastries.

Important Food Groups

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'We'll take it!'

A dog at the bakery.

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'If you're out of quarterly earnings, I'll take the assets and liabilities breakdown.'

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

Parisian man eating pastries

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'

"What does she have that I don't?"

Where cronuts come from.

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

'...Well, this is it Lana...the place where I was born and raised!'

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

Kid goes to Hideaway Bakery and sees a sign for a sale on upside down cakes. Cakes are upside down.

"Nurse, I think I need to use the bread pan."

'What about the rolls you promised me?'

"You know Grandma, I can't remember the last time I had my appetite spoiled."

"That's right, Scotty. You came from your Mommy's Belly."

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

Where Cream Ale comes from

Baker

'Lady, you're steaming up my window!'

"This man has a compliant with a pie brought to the company picnic."