Baker's Apprentice Pillows

"I sure miss gran."

'Are you made of sugar?'

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'She's still a novice yet.'

Will work for Food Network.

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

Who posted the hilarious pics of you with the goofy haircut? Not sure. Someone who wants to humiliate me. One of the usual cyber bullies. No. Meaner. Hmm

Young Houdini

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

Bakery - say it with flour.

Eating raw cake mix.

School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes'

Pie Shoppe and Sweeny Todd's barber shop.

'I'll be back Friday - don't try anything funny while I'm away.'

'We don't want your business; we just want the recipe.'

"Wow kids! You made challahs! Great job!"

'But how could the witch fit Hansel into her microwave?'

'There! I've attached a sundial to the wheel. I'm going to name it a 'Rolex'!'

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

Baby Formula, Just Add Water.

Pinterest shaming

"But Nonno made them specially for you, princess."

Photocopying his ass was not as easy as he'd been led to believe.

"Great act - but let's see how he does on the written test."

The Traditional Board Game Company

Statue of 'Mom' next to a statue of 'Apple Pie'.

"Could I borrow a cup of flour and your biscuit recipe?"

Hi! You must be a basketball player,'cause Mom says she's on the rebound!

A woman with a laptop

A moocher borrows a cup of sugar to make a sponge cake.