Baker's Apprentice Gifts

"I sure miss gran."

'Are you made of sugar?'

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'She's still a novice yet.'

Will work for Food Network.

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

Bakery - say it with flour.

Pie Shoppe and Sweeny Todd's barber shop.

School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes'

Eating raw cake mix.

'I'll be back Friday - don't try anything funny while I'm away.'

'We don't want your business; we just want the recipe.'

"Wow kids! You made challahs! Great job!"

'But how could the witch fit Hansel into her microwave?'

'There! I've attached a sundial to the wheel. I'm going to name it a 'Rolex'!'

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

Baby Formula, Just Add Water.

"Great act - but let's see how he does on the written test."

"But Nonno made them specially for you, princess."

Pinterest shaming

Photocopying his ass was not as easy as he'd been led to believe.

The Traditional Board Game Company

Statue of 'Mom' next to a statue of 'Apple Pie'.

Hi! You must be a basketball player,'cause Mom says she's on the rebound!

"Could I borrow a cup of flour and your biscuit recipe?"

A woman with a laptop

Fat man in baker shop, "Sorry sir, I think you've had enough."

People enter and leave a training school.