Baiting Romantic Gifts

"There's a fine line between love and bait."

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

"You want to say WHAT?"

Proposal on a snowboard

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

'Entente Cordiale: When Eric [Cantona]kisses the badge on his shirt it turns round and kisses him right back!'

The art of fishing.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

'Obviously a cry for help.'

"Hey, you're not allowed to bait deer." (hunter trying to bait deer with a corn cob on a fishing hook, other hunter saying its not legal)

'How come you always have to have the last . . .'

Smooching on the Golf Course.

What star sign are you, let me guess...libra?

'Of course I've been considering your proposal - You're on the short list '.

"I don't want to rush things. Instead of hugging, why don't we just hold hands?"

Golfing Romance

"I'd like a packet of seeds for a first date, please."

Hey, wait a sec … Forget it! If you think I'm letting you off the hook for forgetting our anniversary, think again! Didn't you also accuse me of forgetting it just a couple of months ago? What date were we hitched? Don't change the subject.

'You made that divot deliberately.'

Fly fishing

Precocious child offering a young lady advice on love

Boxing Ring

'So, come here often?'

"So where is this leading?"

Rugby players exchanging a flower and looking coy. Other players in the background looking bemused.

"It almost never pays t ask you to elaborate, Sadie."

'Women are so illogical! -- first she says she wouldn't touch me with a ten-foot pole, and then she punches me in the nose!'