Baiting Romantic Gifts

"There's a fine line between love and bait."

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

"You want to say WHAT?"

Proposal on a snowboard

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

The art of fishing.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

'Obviously a cry for help.'

"Hey, you're not allowed to bait deer." (hunter trying to bait deer with a corn cob on a fishing hook, other hunter saying its not legal)

Smooching on the Golf Course.

What star sign are you, let me guess...libra?

'Of course I've been considering your proposal - You're on the short list '.

"I don't want to rush things. Instead of hugging, why don't we just hold hands?"

Golfing Romance

"I'd like a packet of seeds for a first date, please."

'You made that divot deliberately.'

Fly fishing

Precocious child offering a young lady advice on love

Boxing Ring

'So, come here often?'

"So where is this leading?"

Rugby players exchanging a flower and looking coy. Other players in the background looking bemused.

"It almost never pays t ask you to elaborate, Sadie."

'Women are so illogical! -- first she says she wouldn't touch me with a ten-foot pole, and then she punches me in the nose!'

Golfers