Bait Ballerina Gifts

Menace.

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Ice skater

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Fish talking about fisherman

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

TWIN-KILLING CHOREOGRAPHY

The Specimen Hunter

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

Cinderella

The art of fishing.

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

'They think it's Pavlova.'

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

Ballet Couple

Nosferatutu.