Bait Ballerina Gifts

Menace.

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Ice skater

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Fish talking about fisherman

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

The Specimen Hunter

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

TWIN-KILLING CHOREOGRAPHY

Fisherman get a good catch.

Cinderella

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

The art of fishing.

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

'They think it's Pavlova.'

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."