Bagpiping Pillows

Bagpipe Horns.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"I made you a mixtape."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"Free Bird!"

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

King of Music.

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Highland Piper.

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

"Look what I bought to encourage visitors to go home early."

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

It bag and no knickers!

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Jazz Bagpipes

Desert Island Bagpipes

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

Making a pact with the devil at the crossroads.

"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."

"You'll be in charge of the music down here."

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

Happy Valentine's Day!

101 uses of a dead cat: bagpipe

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

"I'm sure if we stand around here long enough, something funny will happen."

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'