Bagpiping T-Shirts

Bagpipe Horns.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"I made you a mixtape."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"Free Bird!"

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

King of Music.

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Highland Piper.

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

It bag and no knickers!

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

"Look what I bought to encourage visitors to go home early."

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

Jazz Bagpipes

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

Desert Island Bagpipes

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."

"You'll be in charge of the music down here."

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Happy Valentine's Day!

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

"It ain't pretty. You got a bad flap-valve leak, and your tenor drones are all gunked up. It'll be a week at least, IF I can get the parts. I do got a loaner, but she ain't much."

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

"Well, at least it's Mozart composition."

101 uses of a dead cat: bagpipe