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'Dear, it's time to pay the piper again.'

'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'

Bagpipes for hire...fast relief from neighbors,in-laws,debtors and Hare Krishnas.

"You'll be in charge of the music down here."

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'Will you stop banging on the wall? I can hardly hear myself playing the pipes!'

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

Highland Piper.

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

'Sorry, McTavish, but I've decided to switch to easy listening.'

Bagpipes in the bath.

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

Andrew and his ensemble proudly accept first place in the annual Piper's Ball with their moving rendition of what was probably Amazing Grace.

"I'm writing this up as justifiable homicide."

"Look what I bought to encourage visitors to go home early."

"Ahh. A request!"

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

"I said 'blow' not 'suck'!"

Desert Island Bagpipes

The Piper

101 uses of a dead cat: bagpipe

Jazz Bagpipes

"Howling at it wasn't enough aymore."

"I made you a mixtape."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"Free Bird!"

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

King of Music.

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.