Bag Banisher Pillows

"That's an everblue."

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

"Ooh don't stop Bob, the last time you ran your fingers through my hair like this was on our wedding night!"

'You've had enough!'

'We don't charge you any extra, but we will hate you,'

'I've never done this before.'

'Pillow too soft?'

"Oh, for heaven's sake. Use the spray!"

Ah, rain has stopped, now for the good life...

Warning.

'Anything I can break has to go.'

"Remember, son, keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and anyone who says 'Beer me' as far away as possible."

"You've just raided your last patch!"

'Let's give him a couple more minutes, but it looks like we've got ourselves a bum who can't fight his way out of a paper bag.'

'Boss, come here quick!'

"I'm taking you off sugar, carbs, red meat, poultry, dairy, non-dairy and anything served in a bucket."

"I say it's government-mandated broccoli, and I say the hell with it."

'You forgot the reusable grocery bags too!'

'You want a plastic bag, for one tin of peas? Why don't you use your hands to carry it home? After all, they are reusable and friendlier to the environment.'

'I turn them loose in my cave. They're colorful, fun to watch and they eat bugs.'

"Wait, I just want to kill this fly."

"What are you going to do about it? Call an exterminator?"

'Why do you carry your electronics in a fancy case, but your clothes in a paper bag?'

"Why are you afraid of bugs? You outweigh the majority of them by 250 pounds."

'So what'll it be, papery plastic or plasticy paper?'

Chanel Bags at Dawn

"Do you know how much damage all these plastic bags are doing to our planet?" "I've got a great idea. Eat all your stuff right here in the store."

"You should've called me sooner!"

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"Do you sell insect-repellent?"

No Fly Zone.

"In order to help the environment, Edward is only using paper bags now."