Bag Banisher Prints

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

"Ooh don't stop Bob, the last time you ran your fingers through my hair like this was on our wedding night!"

'You've had enough!'

'We don't charge you any extra, but we will hate you,'

'I've never done this before.'

"Oh, for heaven's sake. Use the spray!"

Warning.

'Anything I can break has to go.'

Ah, rain has stopped, now for the good life...

"Remember, son, keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and anyone who says 'Beer me' as far away as possible."

"You've just raided your last patch!"

"I say it's government-mandated broccoli, and I say the hell with it."

'Let's give him a couple more minutes, but it looks like we've got ourselves a bum who can't fight his way out of a paper bag.'

"I'm taking you off sugar, carbs, red meat, poultry, dairy, non-dairy and anything served in a bucket."

'Boss, come here quick!'

'You forgot the reusable grocery bags too!'

'I turn them loose in my cave. They're colorful, fun to watch and they eat bugs.'

'You want a plastic bag, for one tin of peas? Why don't you use your hands to carry it home? After all, they are reusable and friendlier to the environment.'

'Why do you carry your electronics in a fancy case, but your clothes in a paper bag?'

"What are you going to do about it? Call an exterminator?"

"Wait, I just want to kill this fly."

"Why are you afraid of bugs? You outweigh the majority of them by 250 pounds."

'So what'll it be, papery plastic or plasticy paper?'

Chanel Bags at Dawn

"You should've called me sooner!"

"Do you know how much damage all these plastic bags are doing to our planet?" "I've got a great idea. Eat all your stuff right here in the store."

No Fly Zone.

"In order to help the environment, Edward is only using paper bags now."

"And for my next trick, I shall attempt to open a supermarket carrier bag without losing my temper."

'Now, let's just say the fan in Row C, Seat 4, is on your case. You just punch the coordinates into the computer...'