Bikini Banishers Prints

'I've never done this before.'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"That's an everblue."

Summer wants.

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

...where bikini lines and wrinkles meet

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

Two piece outfits only.

Easter Island

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

'Pillow too soft?'

'Thanks to your bikini, we should make land by nightfall.'

'She certainly gets a lot out of her bikini.'

'Don't worry. We'll fit into these things by spring.'

Husband's sudden interest in Aquafit is all because of the sexy instructor.

Bob takes care of this monster-under-the-bed business once and for all.

'I am wearing my bikini!'

"WOW! Talk about rip tide!!"

It's called, 'Paint a Picture, Buster, It'll Last Longer!'

'Public beach. Thong bikinis strictly prohibited. No butts about it.'

'Anything I can break has to go.'

'Is this the way to the beach?'

"You've just raided your last patch!"

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

"Everything goes right to my hips."

'You're drooling on me!'

Man squeezing a sausage out of his hot dog roll

Liposuction.

'Beware of the husband.'

"I've heard of a 'camel toe' but that is ridiculous."