Bikini Banishers Prints

'I've never done this before.'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Summer wants.

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

...where bikini lines and wrinkles meet

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

Easter Island

Two piece outfits only.

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'

'She certainly gets a lot out of her bikini.'

'Thanks to your bikini, we should make land by nightfall.'

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

Husband's sudden interest in Aquafit is all because of the sexy instructor.

Bob takes care of this monster-under-the-bed business once and for all.

'Anything I can break has to go.'

"WOW! Talk about rip tide!!"

'I am wearing my bikini!'

It's called, 'Paint a Picture, Buster, It'll Last Longer!'

'Is this the way to the beach?'

'Public beach. Thong bikinis strictly prohibited. No butts about it.'

"You've just raided your last patch!"

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

'You're drooling on me!'

"Everything goes right to my hips."

Man squeezing a sausage out of his hot dog roll

Liposuction.

"I've heard of a 'camel toe' but that is ridiculous."

'Beware of the husband.'

"Do you suppose she's Miss Egypt?"