Badhairavenger Gifts

Never mess with someone who's having a bad hair day.

Haircuts

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.

Book Shop

'It appears that he was given payback by his trophies.'

"Do my hair like Boris Johnson."

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

"As you can see, our scientists are busy working on retaliation."

Rapunzel, on one of her really bad hair days. . .

'I quit!'

An angry gang of Raccoons have finally found the person with their former tail and butt fur.

Man looking in mirror at the barber's.

Bad Hair Year

The split end is near.

"He insisted on buttock implants for his birthday."

Captain Curling Iron.

Wicked E number in an ingredients

'Baxter wouldn't hurt a fly. Unfortunately fleas are another matter.'

Lobster bib: lobster monster!

"Here are the finalists for the corporate motto."

"Laugh all you want, I know it's a wig, but it's keeping me warm!"

'Bloody hell, Delilah - cornrows!?'

I did not give you permission to get a mohawk, young man!

Alopecia Clinic...

'Ugh...I hate phone solicitors.'