Bad Sportsmanship Humor Lover Prints

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

The best goalie in the world!

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Team medic spraying deodorant

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Ref shows footballer green card.

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

"Wow! This really is a lofted iron!"

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol.

'Oh, dude. Maybe the electronics store has a, throws like a little girl return policy.'

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'