Bad Sportsmanship Humor Lover Mugs

"Your move."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'Hole in one!!!!'

Cat and mouse.

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

The best goalie in the world!

Pole Vault Rules

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Team medic spraying deodorant

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

Ref shows footballer green card.

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

"Why does he keep in the same players?"

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

"Wow! This really is a lofted iron!"

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol.

'Oh, dude. Maybe the electronics store has a, throws like a little girl return policy.'