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"Are we locked up with him, or is he locked up with us?"

Trump! The Musical

Six jazz instruments.

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

"Home school marching band"

Guitar Hero.

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

'Greatest Hits Compilations not yet turned into a terrible Ben Elton show.'

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

"I've done this show six hundred thirty-seven times. Tonight in Act Two I'm going to sing 'The Jet Song' from 'West Side Story'."

"Sis, I have to present this in class tomorrow. What would you suggest in terms of theme music?"

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

"I Love U2."

"Missed the musical. Downloaded the ringtone."

The Dogs... 'On lead.'

Liza Minnelli

"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."

"Music has doubled my income..."

"Enough medical mumbo jumbo, just give it to me straight, Doc-will I ever be able to play piano again?"

'Dad's my roadie.'