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"Wow. You weren't kidding, that movie was terrible. Ok, I'll give you those two hours of your life back."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Herman Mankiewicz

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Steve McQueen

Reese Witherspoon

Getting to Know You

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Canadian film production

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

Moby Dick

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'Have you been waiting long?'

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.