Bad Song Enthusiast Gifts

"Are we locked up with him, or is he locked up with us?"

Trump! The Musical

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Six jazz instruments.

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Nick Cave

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

Couple sharing earbuds.

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

Art Garfunkel.

"Home school marching band"

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

Guitar Hero.

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

How hit songs get their names

'Greatest Hits Compilations not yet turned into a terrible Ben Elton show.'

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

"I've done this show six hundred thirty-seven times. Tonight in Act Two I'm going to sing 'The Jet Song' from 'West Side Story'."

"Sis, I have to present this in class tomorrow. What would you suggest in terms of theme music?"

"I Love U2."

"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."

"Music has doubled my income..."

The Dogs... 'On lead.'

Liza Minnelli

Fuzz - a higher power guides Max's fingers.

She's disappointed. Doctor Frankenstein's online dating profile simply says that he's a "body-builder."

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

He's disappointed --- He came here because he thought the song went "New York, New York, it's an elephant town."

"Missed the musical. Downloaded the ringtone."

Muse

"Enough medical mumbo jumbo, just give it to me straight, Doc-will I ever be able to play piano again?"

'Dad's my roadie.'