Bad Reputation Aficionado Pillows

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Sitting in a tree

Valentine Day

Tongue in the ear...

Love Birds love just being together

Corporate Darwinism

Boardroom sacrifice - 'Then we agree - the shareholders don't have to know what transpired here today.'

You just keep giving.

"I'm sorry, Arthur. I've decided to secede from our marriage."

"You had me at hell."

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."

Tennis corruption

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

A small heart within a big heart.

'You dirty, snivelling, low down, arrogant son of a gin-swilling kleptomaniac.'

"Of course I'm sorry for whatever it is I'm supposed to have done."

'Oh, now that's a nice vase...'

"Bugger, some whistleblower has blabbed about how much we spent to stop whistleblowers blabbing about..."

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

"The president's parade"

Trump's Nuclear Classified Document Scandal

"A pox on your house red."

'Another casualty of U.S. Rating agencies...'

Scandal Du Jour

'Eisenhower had an affair - but it was during the years of 'don't ask, don't tell.''

"Of course failure is an option; I use it all the time!"

'Yes, itis pretty nasty! You've got sue the medical profession syndrome.'

'If you're not sorry then I'm not sorry. . .but if you're sorry then I'm sorry.'

Trumpy the Pig

Love Mix Ups.

Hopelessly devoted to you.

"Your actions are tanking both the Dow and the porn industry."