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"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Sitting in a tree

Valentine Day

Tongue in the ear...

Love Birds love just being together

Corporate Darwinism

Boardroom sacrifice - 'Then we agree - the shareholders don't have to know what transpired here today.'

"I'm sorry, Arthur. I've decided to secede from our marriage."

You just keep giving.

Mary Trump

"You had me at hell."

'You dirty, snivelling, low down, arrogant son of a gin-swilling kleptomaniac.'

A small heart within a big heart.

Tennis corruption

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."

"Of course I'm sorry for whatever it is I'm supposed to have done."

'Oh, now that's a nice vase...'

"The president's parade"

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

"Bugger, some whistleblower has blabbed about how much we spent to stop whistleblowers blabbing about..."

Trump's Nuclear Classified Document Scandal

"A pox on your house red."

"Of course failure is an option; I use it all the time!"

Scandal Du Jour

'Eisenhower had an affair - but it was during the years of 'don't ask, don't tell.''

'Another casualty of U.S. Rating agencies...'

Why do we have pistols? I thought we were back-to-back to see who is taller!

'If you're not sorry then I'm not sorry. . .but if you're sorry then I'm sorry.'

'Yes, itis pretty nasty! You've got sue the medical profession syndrome.'

"Would you vote for someone who didn't have an interesting private life?"

'Where's Beiber?'

Trumpy the Pig

Hopelessly devoted to you.