'I tried to turn my life around, and apparently I made an illegal U-turn,'
Bad Pun Lover Gifts
Looking for a gift for your bad pun lover? Delight them with clever, pun-filled surprises that showcase their love for humor and wordplay. Perfect for anyone who appreciates a good (or bad) pun, these products add a touch of fun to everyday life. Whether on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, or prints, these quirky gifts will have them smiling and sharing their favorite puns with everyone they meet.
Clancy: Replay
'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."
"Staff support"
"Ironically, this is the living room."
"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."
Copycats
Zombie standup
Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.
"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."
"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."
"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."
"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"
Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!
"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."
'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'
'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'
"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."
'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'
Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'
"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."
CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'
"You're going to hate yourself."
Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."
"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."
'Your French dip, sir.'
Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!
Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole
"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"
"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."
"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."
"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."
Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?
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