Bad Outfits Gifts

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."

Unsuitable clothing.

Beard, socks and sandals.

Prices include consultation with fashion therapist.

"Is that my skirt?!!"

'You won't come out with me in MY outfit when I stay in with you in THAT outfit?'

Compliment seeking missile

"Too dressy?"

"I told you that 'biodegradable' pants were a bad idea!"

Three Unwise Men

How do you like the hat?

Men wearing loud shirts are the first loaded onto airplane.

'HA-HA!!'

'Most of our employees try to dress for success...you, on the other hand, seem to be going with fashion for failure!'

'You know Nigel, those jeans have faded too much!'

'Menswear...menswear...'

It was eleven o'clock before he realized he'd worn his wife's pants to work.

"I'm getting sick and tired of not having anything to wear!"

Jack was hopeless at getting the right bits in the right holes.

How come they're making size 16 smaller these days?