Silly Outfit Collector Gifts

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'My dog is terrified of strangers. would you be a dear and wear this outfit while you're working here?'

"Psychiatric convention"

Introducing the "people having a great time" turtle-neck! 11% wool 89% fun!

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

I heart bypass t-shirt.

Frock Coat

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

"Next Christmas, I drive the cattle, you go see Mom."

Flatware Follies.

Beard, socks and sandals.

'Information gathering.'

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

"I don't want to look ridiculous at the clown convention!"

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

'When did you first become a Fruit-of-the-Loom guys groupie?'

What are you looking at? Haven't you ever seen a man ordering coffee before? Best. Dad. Ever. I'll also have a raspberry muffin. What? Reason #7 not to have kids.

Still in fashion

Extraordinarily Ugly Clothes for Extraordinarily Attractive People

"Well, I've been a hot dog, pizza slice, cheeseburger, and popcorn bucket, but no, I don't have any burrito experience."

I have a press for every day of the year!

"That was funny like a thousand miles ago."

Oxford costume

"I can prescribe something for your pain. . . but there's nothing I can do about those boxers!"

Desert Island Delivery

"Well, I've been a hot dog, pizza slice, cheeseburger, and popcorn bucket, but no, I don't have any burrito experience."

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

"I told you that 'biodegradable' pants were a bad idea!"

'That's it, we're out of water: Thank goodness, we still have milk...'

'I was bored silly in there.'

Butcher's Sock.

"I'd like to buy some clothes."