Silly Outfit Collector T-Shirts

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Introducing the "people having a great time" turtle-neck! 11% wool 89% fun!

"Psychiatric convention"

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

I heart bypass t-shirt.

Frock Coat

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

"Next Christmas, I drive the cattle, you go see Mom."

Flatware Follies.

Beard, socks and sandals.

'Information gathering.'

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

'When did you first become a Fruit-of-the-Loom guys groupie?'

Still in fashion

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

Extraordinarily Ugly Clothes for Extraordinarily Attractive People

"Well, I've been a hot dog, pizza slice, cheeseburger, and popcorn bucket, but no, I don't have any burrito experience."

I have a press for every day of the year!

"That was funny like a thousand miles ago."

'That's it, we're out of water: Thank goodness, we still have milk...'

"I can prescribe something for your pain. . . but there's nothing I can do about those boxers!"

"Well, I've been a hot dog, pizza slice, cheeseburger, and popcorn bucket, but no, I don't have any burrito experience."

Butcher's Sock.

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

'Please give up badminton and take up squash or something.'

Titan Arum

"I told you that 'biodegradable' pants were a bad idea!"

"I'd like to buy some clothes."

Oxford costume