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Trouble on the horizon: 'UH, OH!

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Ghost School.

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

Fairy Vet

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

The Best Laid Plans

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

Big Boy Foot

Football Delivery

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

"Turns out the squatch I thought I had filmed was actually Bobo from that show 'Finding Bigfoot'. . . He said he forgot to shave!"

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"Tales of the unicorns"

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'Whatever we're hunting, I suggest we stop!'

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

Myths and Other Urban Legends

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

"I think it's time you ditched the phoney crown and admitted to yourself that princess or no princess, you'll always be a frog."