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Trouble on the horizon: 'UH, OH!

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Ghost School.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Bigfoot"

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

Fairy Vet

The Best Laid Plans

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

Big Boy Foot

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

Football Delivery

"Tales of the unicorns"

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

"Turns out the squatch I thought I had filmed was actually Bobo from that show 'Finding Bigfoot'. . . He said he forgot to shave!"

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'Whatever we're hunting, I suggest we stop!'

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

Myths and Other Urban Legends

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."