Booster Believer T-Shirts

"Ignore the side effect scares - I've had both jabs in each arm - I'm getting my booster in this one!"

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Ghost School.

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

Fairy Vet

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"Take. Your. Time!"

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

'It's simple, really. This line stays high and sets a good example for the other line.'

"It was a mixed dayon wall street. Stocks were down, but bonuses were up."

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

"It's all very well for people to go on about restraining hedge fund managers...but they have not idea of what we do!"

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

Big bumpers.

"I think it's time you ditched the phoney crown and admitted to yourself that princess or no princess, you'll always be a frog."

The Fountain of Youth.

'I'm Frog, formerly known as Prince.'

Princess believes one kiss will turn the crocodile into a handsome Prince.

'I was a spoiled little brat of a prince: Being turned into a frog and falling in love with you is the best thing that has happened to me...'