Bad Hair Day Relief Gift Pillows

Bad hair day

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Shampoo.

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

"Absolutely not!"

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Not you. Your hair.

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

"I'm here for the hair."

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

Hair Traffic control.

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

Square Cut

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Adult Barbershop

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Operation Chrome Dome.

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

Moses gives his wife split ends

New Hair Cloning Technology.

"For Pete's sake, Helen, will you break down and buy a hair dryer!"

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.