Bad Hair Day Relief Gift Pillows

Bad hair day

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Shampoo.

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

"Absolutely not!"

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"I'm here for the hair."

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

Hair Traffic control.

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

Square Cut

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

Adult Barbershop

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Operation Chrome Dome.

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"For Pete's sake, Helen, will you break down and buy a hair dryer!"

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

New Hair Cloning Technology.

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

'...'Throw down my hair'? In this condition?'