Bad Date Stories Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who’s survived a bad date? Our collection captures those awkward, hilarious moments we all know too well. From humorous mugs to witty prints, these gifts turn a cringe-worthy experience into a relatable and lighthearted keepsake. Show your friend or loved one that a bad date isn’t the end of the world — just a story worth sharing at parties.

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"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..." mockup

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

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'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...' mockup

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

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"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..." mockup

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

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"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

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'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

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"It's gotta be a good place – we've been ignored for well over an hour now."

"It's gotta be a good place – we've been ignored for well over an hour now." mockup

"It's gotta be a good place – we've been ignored for well over an hour now."

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'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!'

'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!' mockup

'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!'

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"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!" mockup

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

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"Oh, for butter curls on ice!"

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'What happens when your little sister misses her toy money?'

'What happens when your little sister misses her toy money?' mockup

'What happens when your little sister misses her toy money?'

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'It's not you, Richard. It's your ring tone.'

'It's not you, Richard. It's your ring tone.' mockup

'It's not you, Richard. It's your ring tone.'

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"So this is what we call a 'red flag'..."

"So this is what we call a 'red flag'..." mockup

"So this is what we call a 'red flag'..."

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She hated first dates. She always ended up sounding desperate.

She hated first dates. She always ended up sounding desperate. mockup

She hated first dates. She always ended up sounding desperate.

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'Some have a love life - I have a 'can't-stand-for-the-man-to-be-right' life.'

'Some have a love life - I have a 'can't-stand-for-the-man-to-be-right' life.' mockup

'Some have a love life - I have a 'can't-stand-for-the-man-to-be-right' life.'

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'You write books, you say!'

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"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"

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