Bad Boy Charmers T-Shirts

Mom, meet my significant other.

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

"You had me at hell."

"Why do I always choose 'The Bad Boy'?"

"Wait. Let it breathe."

"Don't worry—it's just a phase."

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

Samurai offspring.

Abandon all hope ye who enter here,

"Oh, yes, he's bad. But in a good way."

"I tell you what, ladies really dig my bad boy image!"

'I never know what to do with my hooves at a party.'

'He's a born politician.'

"I guess I go for the bad boys."

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

Brownie Size/Okay to Eat

"You had me at hell."

'I have to tell you,Tristan- I'm beginning to feel used....'

"He's a little shy around people."

"You're looking good today. Is that a new dress? By the way, I'm sure this is a mistake...maybe you can raise it to..."

Sex and the Old City

"...and wagging your tail isn't going to get you off the hook."

"Underneath this placid Brooks Brother facade, I'm up to my neck in some excellent biker tattoos."

You look like my kind of man.

'So, your place, or my mother's.'

"They always go for the dangerous types."

'Armed robbers are sexy and exciting, but kleptomaniacs make the best providers.'

"Am I glad my parent's aren't alive to meet you."

By borrowing his niece every Friday night, Vern had found a surefire way to meet women.

"Absolutely not!"

'Hey, Thunder Thighs, Bean Pole's here!'