Bacteria Research T-Shirts

"Ever killed a man?"

Disease Management

"Tour de Frank"

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

"I'm going to get you fired."

When bacteria trash talk to antibodies. Oh yeah?! You and what course of antibiotics?!

Comicron

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

Coronavirus Global Alert

Medicinal plants

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

Bio, Inc. Should we continue to invest in this promising new cloning technique? Yeah, let's double down on it.

Footballer and Bacteria.

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

We'll have to reproduce fast to defeat the antibodies! I get it! Divide and conquer!

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."

'Catch this!'

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Clone Factory

'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'