Bacteriologist T-Shirts

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

Bacterial Cultural Center

"Now, that's the sign of a very advanced culture!"

'He spoke in millions...then I found out he was a bacteriologist.'

"Have you dined with us before?"

'Could I switch to bacteriology for awhile? - The stars are REALLY making me feel insignificant.'

"Psst -- Your mitochondria are showing!"

'He spoke in millions. Then I learned he was a bacteriologist.'

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

Louis Pasteur

Wassermann Reaction: What Mrs. Wassermann did to Dr. Wassermann when his test was positive.

'How can we get the flu? We are the flu.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'The circle is complete!'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"You're such a good listener."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Carbon Dating.

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Jr. cloning kit