Bacterial Botanist T-Shirts

"To be honest, I'm not really surprised to hear your relationship isn't working out. You're not the first bacterium and penicillium to sit in those chairs and you certainly won't be the last."

Prize vegetables.

Wildlife

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Wine Lady

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Plant Lady

Gardener

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Horti-Culture

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Cactus seats.

Painting taking root...

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Botany Baby!

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Greenfingers.

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'