Backyard Birdwatcher T-Shirts

It's not personal – we just decided it as time to hit the supply chain. Wild bird food.

The Origin of the Easter Bunny/Easter Egg Connection

"Come to bed Frank. You have a problem."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

A Symphony of Penguins

Polly txt speak

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Children's Parties

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Life is for the birds.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Do me next."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Intelligent people laugh too!

"That's not how I sat on you."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Cat in a tank...

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Polluted geese

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."